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T’was the night before Christmas and Fred was sitting at his favorite bar having a few drinks. He was having such a good time talking to his buddies and drinking, he had lost track of time. As Fred noticed his drink being empty, again he asked the bar tender for another round. The bartender told Fred he has had his limit for the night and he should make his way home, because he would not be served anymore alcohol. With that Fred loudly complained about the crummy service and tried to stand up! With all his might Fred tried to hold on to the bar stool, but Fred tumbled onto the floor! The bar tender rushed around the bar to help, but to his surprise, Fred started to scream at the top of his lungs “keep you dirty hands off of me, I can handle my licker, I don’t need any help from you!” So with that Fred tried to get to his feet, but with no luck, he was stuck to the floor. So thinking that he only lived a few yards from the bar, Fred decided to craw home! With that the bartender asked if he would need any help getting home. “I can do it myself, Fred screamed!” With all his might Fred made it home and crawled into bed with his wife that was fast asleep. The next morning Fred was awaken by his loving wife yelling “Fred have you been drinking again?” No Fred answered; I have not had a drink in a few weeks! His wife said “That’s funny, Bob from the bar just called, said you left your wheel chair there last night! As Fred is sure of, never mix alcohol with an injury from falling off your roof, decorating for Christmas! The wife will always find out! Happy Holidays to all! H H H
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