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12-02-2007 06:50 PM  9 years agoPost 1
Rotor

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Hillary Clinton and her driver were cruising along a country road one evening when an ancient cow loomed in front of the car. The driver tried to avoid it but couldn't -- the aged bovine was struck and killed.

Hillary told her driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what had happened. She stayed in the car making phone calls to lobbyists.

About an hour later the driver staggered back to the car with his clothes in disarray. He was holding a half-empty bottle of expensive wine in one hand, a rare, huge Cuban cigar in the other, and was smiling happily, smeared with lipstick.

"What happened to you," asked Hillary?

"Well," the driver replied, "the farmer gave me the cigar, his wife gave me the wine, and their beautiful twin daughters made me a really good blueberry pie!"

"My God, what did you tell them?" asked Hillary.

The driver replied, "I just stepped inside the door and said, I'm Hillary Clinton's driver and I've just killed the old cow. The rest happened so fast I couldn't stop it."

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12-03-2007 01:05 PM  9 years agoPost 2
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Oh I get it, it's funny because the Conservatives think she's DEAD. You conservatives are so funny with yourdeath, war, torture and poverty jokes. Please Rotor tell us the joke where a retarded Conservative President starts a war, trashes the Constitution and bankrupts the country. Than all the scumbag Conservatives try to blame the Liberals when the $hit hits the fan, that one just kills me.

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12-03-2007 01:20 PM  9 years agoPost 3
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Sheesh tarro get over yourself its a freaking joke. You must of woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning.

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12-03-2007 01:52 PM  9 years agoPost 4
Rotor

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tarro, you're an idiot..

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12-03-2007 02:29 PM  9 years agoPost 5
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Oh I get it, it's funny because the Conservatives think she's DEAD. You conservatives are so funny with yourdeath, war, torture and poverty jokes. Please Rotor tell us the joke where a retarded Conservative President starts a war, trashes the Constitution and bankrupts the country. Than all the scumbag Conservatives try to blame the Liberals when the $hit hits the fan, that one just kills me.
While the Hillary joke is admittedly funny, Tarro's "joke" is decidedly true, and far less funny.

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12-03-2007 02:33 PM  9 years agoPost 6
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Dudes relax I said I loved the joke, especially the part when they were so happy when they thought she was DEAD, whats the problem. Do you have anymore jokes about people getting killed.
Hey I heard 8 men have cum forward to say they had sex with Conservative Republican Sen. Larry Craig. Now that is funny.
tarro, you're an idiot..
Rotor that was not a very good come back, stick to tell other peoples jokes about death, you'll get more laughs.

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12-03-2007 03:16 PM  9 years agoPost 7
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Oh I get it, it's funny because the Conservatives think she's DEAD. You conservatives are so funny with yourdeath, war, torture and poverty jokes. Please Rotor tell us the joke where a retarded Conservative President starts a war, trashes the Constitution and bankrupts the country. Than all the scumbag Conservatives try to blame the Liberals when the $hit hits the fan, that one just kills me.
LMFAO

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12-03-2007 05:35 PM  9 years agoPost 8
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Hey TARDO,

I got one...
How about all the idiots who complain about the President starting an illegal war, when he can't wipe his own butt without congressional approval and a tax funded oversight committee to keep track of the toilet paper, called for by the democrats. But wait, He went to war against the wishes of the Dems, right? Wrong.

http://www.senate.gov/legislative/L...=00237#position

Why did so many vote to aprove it? Mass public opinion churned by the media. Why do so many oppose it now? Mass public opinion churned by the media. See the pattern? How about the joke where the majority of the country hears Brian Williams report on the skyrocketing property values, go out and buy real estate, thus driving up the price of property even further, then when aforementioned media representative says it can't last, people quit buying houses and the market goes flat. There is a similar joke where the punchline includes the economy. Other variations include healthcare, shark attacks, kidnappings, video games, etc. If most of the American people weren't told what to think by the electronic box they stare at every night, they would have to have a conversation with someone in their family, and who knows where that would lead. They sure wouldn't have the great secondhand info to regurgitate around the water cooler to help make them sound educated, that's for sure. And then what would all the wise 17 year old kids have to joke about when they want to sound, well, wise? Nothing is funnier than someone who swings $6 per hour, still gets called home for dinner by mommy, but yet is SO wise in the ways of the world, economy, and politics in general. High school and college kids protesting why? Because they are told to through peer pressure. The same reason they smoke cigs, do pot, drink, and speed around in souped up cars funded by mommy and daddy.

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12-03-2007 05:39 PM  9 years agoPost 9
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Looks like a good thread for Sealerman ....

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12-03-2007 05:42 PM  9 years agoPost 10
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Hey tarro, did you ask your 8 brothers what they tought of Sen. Craig?
Is tarro short for tarrorist?

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12-03-2007 05:47 PM  9 years agoPost 11
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Yes, tarro is short for tarrorist. Because tarrorist sounds a bit like terrorist, so it's really funny. Tell your teacher that you came up with a joke. They might give you a sticker.

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12-03-2007 05:51 PM  9 years agoPost 12
rkeith2

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Man o man $h1t used to be a lot funnier over here; not sure what happened.

Cant we all just get along -

"hey!! thats my bike, come back here, ouch - ouch"


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12-03-2007 05:57 PM  9 years agoPost 13
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Not when there is an impending Presidential election.

If everyone is thinking alike, someone isn't ...

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12-03-2007 06:55 PM  9 years agoPost 14
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I'm still laughing :P

I don't buy into the whole politics thing, Though I will agree that Bush is a bit of a retard. Watch a few of his speaches lol, if you can "stay the course" and make it past more than one or two.

Hillary is just one ugly wench. The fact that Bill got head all over the White house is kinda silly and really ruins it for her IMO. If she had laid the smack down and divorced him with a quickness while in office I might see her as more of a power player, I don't think she really has a chance for election.

How strong is she when she couldn't give him the boot for getting his willy rubbed by lewinski...

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12-03-2007 10:20 PM  9 years agoPost 15
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Why did so many vote to aprove it?
Because Bush said he did not want to go to war but he needed to make Suddam believe we were serious. Remember Bush said a vote for this resolution is a vote for peace, but in Conservative world war is peace right.Kryptik you and your ilk are the Conservatives wet dream, your an easily fooled sheep, rock on.
Brian Williams report on the skyrocketing property values, go out and buy real estate, thus driving up the price of property even further, then when aforementioned media representative says it can't last, people quit buying houses and the market goes flat.
LOL So Kryptik it is Brian Williams who is driving the real estate market, you are one pathetic loser.

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12-03-2007 10:34 PM  9 years agoPost 16
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If I remember well, the overwhelming majority of americans supported the war before it started. How does that make Bush an idiot?

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12-03-2007 11:18 PM  9 years agoPost 17
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If I remember well, the overwhelming majority of americans supported the war before it started. How does that make Bush an idiot?
Well most Americans are idiots so why not him to.

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12-04-2007 08:22 PM  9 years agoPost 18
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Tarro's my friggin hero! Well said.

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12-05-2007 12:11 AM  9 years agoPost 19
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Posted by tarro:
Well most Americans are idiots so why not him to.
You sound like a miserable person like alot of people that never see any of the good that America does. Always blaming someone else for your failings and never taking responsibility. Always asking why the government cant do more for you and others but never giving them credit for what they do.

If this country ever does fall, you and people of your ilk will be the first ones to get swallowed up. People like you are a scab and a nuisance and obviously have nothing positive to offer America so why dont you keep your pie holes shut especially when our men and women are oversees doing Americas business.

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12-05-2007 01:58 AM  9 years agoPost 20
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You sound like a miserable person like alot of people that never see any of the good that America does.
LOL when you say GOOD you mean going to war jon don't you?
Always asking why the government cant do more for you and others but never giving them credit for what they do.
LOL yea I want this retarded gov't doing I don't know what for me.
If this country ever does fall, you and people of your ilk will be the first ones to get swallowed up.
Bring it on.
People like you are a scab and a nuisance and obviously have nothing positive to offer America so why dont you keep your pie holes shut especially when our men and women are oversees doing Americas business.
Jonthefisherman you are a loser.

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