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09-10-2007 07:55 PM  10 years agoPost 1
ppljr

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This guy's at work when he receives a call from the hospital informing him that his wife's been in an accident. He rushes to the emergency room where he's met by the doctor. They sit down in the waiting room and the doctor, with a very solemn look on his face starts to speak. But before he can, the guy interrupts.

Guy: "Doc, don't tell me my wife's dead. I just can't take it. Really, I can't take it. I love her."

Doctor: "Well, sir, I do have some bad news."
Again the guy interrupts.

Guy: "Doc, just tell me, did she make it?"
Doctor: "As I was saying, we did all we could. Right now she's in a vegetative state, which is likely where she'll remain for the rest of her life. She can stay here overnight, but after that, you'll have to take her home because your insurance doesn't cover this type of thing."

The guy slumps, just crushed.

Doctor: "With the right care, which will include you feeding her five times a day, cleaning her and giving her constant care on a daily basis, she'll likely live for at least another 30 years."

The guy sinks even lower, just crushed, and starts to cry.

Doctor: "As I said, your insurance doesn't cover this kind of care, so you'll have to make some sort of arrangements to purchase the equipment you'll need for your wife. I would suggest you put your house on the market today and sell it as quickly as possible and buy a mobile home. You're gonna need the excess cash. It should be enough to buy the equipment your wife needs and for you to live on for the next couple of months. By then, you should be able to qualify for welfare and other forms of state and federal aid."

By this point, the guy is sobbing uncontrollably.
The doctor reaches over, puts his hand on his shoulder and says, "Hey, look at me." The guy looks up and the doctor smiles and says, "I'm just messing with you, she's dead."

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09-11-2007 02:26 AM  10 years agoPost 2
orlee008

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ouch....but for a sec i bet he was happy he didnt have to do all that crap... kinda softens the blow..

ha!

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09-11-2007 09:25 AM  10 years agoPost 3
Slipknoter

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Lmao, Brilliant!! Its funny cos its cruel!

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09-12-2007 02:00 AM  10 years agoPost 4
SlackerzInc

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AWSOME!! LOL thats a good one!

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09-12-2007 07:59 PM  10 years agoPost 5
leady

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cruel but funny lol

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09-13-2007 11:41 AM  10 years agoPost 6
mjsb

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LOL!!!.....one of the best!

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09-13-2007 06:34 PM  10 years agoPost 7
Wingman77

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cruel but about the only way the doc could tell him. lol

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09-16-2007 02:40 PM  10 years agoPost 8
Jimmi

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Southern Ca. U.S.A.

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Could of been a very stressful life, but the doc made his day

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing

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