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08-08-2007 03:22 AM  10 years agoPost 1
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European Heighten Threat Levels

The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist
threats and have raised their security level from "Miffed" to
"Peeved". Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to
"Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross". Londoners have not been "A Bit
Cross" since the blitz began in 1940 and tea supplies all but ran
out. Terrorists have been re-categorized from "Tiresome" to "A Bloody
Nuisance". The last time the British issued "A Bloody Nuisance"
warning level was during the great fire of 1666.

Also, the French government announced yesterday that it has raised
its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide". The only two higher
levels in France are "Collaborate" and "Surrender." The rise was
precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France's white flag
factory, effectively paralyzing the country's military capability.

It's not only the English and French who are on a heightened level of
alert. Italy has increased the alert level from "Shout loudly and
excitedly" to "Elaborate Military Posturing." Two more levels remain:
"Ineffective Combat Operations" and "Change Sides."

The Germans also increased their alert state from "Disdainful
Arrogance" to "Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs." They also
have two higher levels: "Invade a Neighbor" and "Lose".

Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual, and the
only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels.

The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to
deploy. These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new
Spanish navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy.

All in good fun guys.
JEFF

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08-08-2007 03:25 AM  10 years agoPost 2
helo_chris

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These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new
Spanish navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy.
LMAO! That is too funny.

"There is a fine line between cutting edge and bleeding edge.."

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08-08-2007 04:00 AM  10 years agoPost 3
jimco

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Yes, and more true than not. hahaha

Honey, where's the check book, it's Fedex again

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08-08-2007 05:18 AM  10 years agoPost 4
electriciancarl

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Nice

Treat me good, I'll treat you better. Treat me bad, I'll treat you worse.

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08-08-2007 04:46 PM  10 years agoPost 5
2slow

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You Forgot

the U.S. democraps are in there also

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08-08-2007 05:20 PM  10 years agoPost 6
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^ he meant "conlibs"

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08-08-2007 06:15 PM  10 years agoPost 7
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They also
have two higher levels: "Invade a Neighbor" and "Lose".
So wrong but funny.

... But honey it was only $$$

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