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01-22-2007 09:45 PM  10 years agoPost 1
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A family is at the dinner table.The son asks his father, "Dad, how many
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> kinds of boobs are there? The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son,
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> there are three kinds of breasts. In her 20s, a woman's breasts are
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> like melons, round and firm. In her 30s to 40s, they are like pears,
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> still
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> nice but hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions".
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> "Onions?"
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> "Yes, you see them and they make you cry."
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> This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said, "Mum, how
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> many kinds of 'willies' are there?" The mother, surprised, smiles and
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> answers, "Well dear, a man goes through
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> three phases. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and
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> hard. In his 30s and 40s, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable.
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> After his 50s, it is like a Christmas tree".
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> "A Christmas tree?"
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> "Yes - dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration

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