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1. Build a fort made out of pillows, and bark at anyone who comes near you.
2. Hide in the clothes racks, and when someone looks at the clothes say "Pick me! No, pick me!"
3. Turn all the radio's to a polka stations, and turn the volume up full blast.
4. Try to see how much you cost with the scanners.
5. Get over 100 items and go into the '20 Items Or Less' aisle.
6. When the workers ask if you need help, shout, "What is it with you people!? Why doesn't anyone ever leave me alone!!??"
7. Wave up at the camera's, then moon them. *snicker*
8. Constantly talk to the other customers, asking if your butt looks big, etc.
9. Take over one of the microphones and start singing Play That Funky Music White Boy by White Cherry.
10. Roll/Dart/Run around and constantly hum the Mission Impossible theme.
11. Shout to where a lot of people can hear it, "IF YOU SMELL SOMETHING, I SWEAR IT WASN'T ME!!!!!"
12. "100 bottles of beer on the wall, 100 bottles of bear, take one down"--three hours later--"pass it around, 99 bottles of bear on the wall!"
13. Follow people around, and when they ask you why or tell you to stop tell them "Sh! Your not supposed to talk to me, I'M YOUR SHADOW!!!"
14. Whisper to customers ears: "Hey, I wouldn't do that...they might think your-" * look around* "-up to something..."
15. Use up all the perfume that you were only supposed to sample.
16. Constantly inform the customers that your imaginary friend "Bob" doesn't like them very much.
17. Sing VERY LOUDLY in Japanese. (I've done this before)
18. Put a candy bar on layaway.
19. Sit in the furniture, and when someone browses through them, say, "Excuse me, what are you doing? THESE ARE MIIIIIINNNNNNNEEEE!!!!!"
20. Make a bed out of pillows and blankets and go to sleep in the middle of an aisle.
21. If there is a food court, sit beside someone and stare at their food. For best results, try to drool a little.
22. Hide under a blanket and when someone approaches you, laugh and say, "It's a clubhouse!"
23. When someone talks over the loudspeaker, look around, and tremble, "...No...Not the voices! Anything but the voices!" then clutch your head and fall to your knees. "NOOOOOOO!!!!!!"
24. Flirt with the cashier.
25. Start crying and shout, "MOMMY! WHERE ARE YOU!?" no matter what your age.
26. Move the 'Caution Wet Floor' to carpeted areas.
27. Have one of your friends put green tights on, while you drape a black shower curtain over you and put cat ears on. Then, go to a heavily populated area, and shout, "Come Robin! To the Batmobile!"
28. Constantly ask the same customer, "Have I seen you somewhere?" if they respond, "I don't think so," follow them, and ask them again 5 minutes later.
29. Walk up to an old lady/man, open your arms, and cry "Grandma!" or "Grandpa!" and hug them.
30. If you see a little kid bouncing a ball, or playing with another toy, walk over to them, snatch it, laugh, run away.
31. Say that your dad is the KING of England. (Hint, there is no King Of England.)
32. Try to fly.
33. Say 'Hi' to the customers, and if they say something back say, "Who are you!? Why are you talking to me!? I don't know you! Oh my god!!" then run away. 34. Walk up to someone and shout, "All your base are belong to us!" or "What we have here, is a failure to communicate!"
35. Dance around the store, and if others ask what your doing say, "I'm gettin' my groove on, dawg!" OR "What? Don't you hear the music?"
JB "Do a SEARCH" Turner