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11-21-2006 03:23 PM  11 years agoPost 1


Priceville, Al

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1. Get boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they don't realize it.

2. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.

3. Make a trail of orange juice on the floor, leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in house wares," and see what happens.

5. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to "10."

6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

7. Put M&M's on layaway.

8. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.

9. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.

10. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"

11. Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.

12. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.

13. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.

14. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

15. Switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the rest rooms.

16. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission Impossible."

17. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.

18. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look with various funnels.

19. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like "pick me! pick me!!"

20. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "No, no! It's those voices again!"

21. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.

22. Go into the dressing room and yell real loud..."Hey, we're out of toilet paper in here!"

The doctor said my sanity was borderline. Since then i've crossed the border.

11-21-2006 08:57 PM  11 years agoPost 2


Kent, WA

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23. Play a scavenger hunt with different ethnicities!

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11-23-2006 12:17 AM  11 years agoPost 3

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LMFAO 2. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.

thats has to be done

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11-23-2006 05:13 AM  11 years agoPost 4


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I used to get sub-contracted to fix the phone systems at wally world. I always got at grin when I got to reset the system in a big super center. There was no way you could get everyone off the phone to reset the system. I finally got to the point I would just look at the district mgr and tell him I was shutting his system down. Before he got a single word out.."flick" goes the switch. The look on their face was priceless.

"Human beings are viruses with shoes"

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11-23-2006 05:26 AM  11 years agoPost 5


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#1 is hilarious especially if you find a man about 85 to be the victum. The look on the cashiers face is priceless usually all the man can do is stutter.

The doctor said my sanity was borderline. Since then i've crossed the border.

11-23-2006 02:28 PM  11 years agoPost 6

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1. Build a fort made out of pillows, and bark at anyone who comes near you.
2. Hide in the clothes racks, and when someone looks at the clothes say "Pick me! No, pick me!"
3. Turn all the radio's to a polka stations, and turn the volume up full blast.
4. Try to see how much you cost with the scanners.
5. Get over 100 items and go into the '20 Items Or Less' aisle.
6. When the workers ask if you need help, shout, "What is it with you people!? Why doesn't anyone ever leave me alone!!??"
7. Wave up at the camera's, then moon them. *snicker*
8. Constantly talk to the other customers, asking if your butt looks big, etc.
9. Take over one of the microphones and start singing Play That Funky Music White Boy by White Cherry.
10. Roll/Dart/Run around and constantly hum the Mission Impossible theme.
11. Shout to where a lot of people can hear it, "IF YOU SMELL SOMETHING, I SWEAR IT WASN'T ME!!!!!"
12. "100 bottles of beer on the wall, 100 bottles of bear, take one down"--three hours later--"pass it around, 99 bottles of bear on the wall!"
13. Follow people around, and when they ask you why or tell you to stop tell them "Sh! Your not supposed to talk to me, I'M YOUR SHADOW!!!"
14. Whisper to customers ears: "Hey, I wouldn't do that...they might think your-" * look around* "-up to something..."
15. Use up all the perfume that you were only supposed to sample.
16. Constantly inform the customers that your imaginary friend "Bob" doesn't like them very much.
17. Sing VERY LOUDLY in Japanese. (I've done this before)
18. Put a candy bar on layaway.
19. Sit in the furniture, and when someone browses through them, say, "Excuse me, what are you doing? THESE ARE MIIIIIINNNNNNNEEEE!!!!!"
20. Make a bed out of pillows and blankets and go to sleep in the middle of an aisle.
21. If there is a food court, sit beside someone and stare at their food. For best results, try to drool a little.
22. Hide under a blanket and when someone approaches you, laugh and say, "It's a clubhouse!"
23. When someone talks over the loudspeaker, look around, and tremble, "...No...Not the voices! Anything but the voices!" then clutch your head and fall to your knees. "NOOOOOOO!!!!!!"
24. Flirt with the cashier.
25. Start crying and shout, "MOMMY! WHERE ARE YOU!?" no matter what your age.
26. Move the 'Caution Wet Floor' to carpeted areas.
27. Have one of your friends put green tights on, while you drape a black shower curtain over you and put cat ears on. Then, go to a heavily populated area, and shout, "Come Robin! To the Batmobile!"
28. Constantly ask the same customer, "Have I seen you somewhere?" if they respond, "I don't think so," follow them, and ask them again 5 minutes later.
29. Walk up to an old lady/man, open your arms, and cry "Grandma!" or "Grandpa!" and hug them.
30. If you see a little kid bouncing a ball, or playing with another toy, walk over to them, snatch it, laugh, run away.
31. Say that your dad is the KING of England. (Hint, there is no King Of England.)
32. Try to fly.
33. Say 'Hi' to the customers, and if they say something back say, "Who are you!? Why are you talking to me!? I don't know you! Oh my god!!" then run away. 34. Walk up to someone and shout, "All your base are belong to us!" or "What we have here, is a failure to communicate!"
35. Dance around the store, and if others ask what your doing say, "I'm gettin' my groove on, dawg!" OR "What? Don't you hear the music?"

JB "Do a SEARCH" Turner

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