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03-09-2006 12:17 AM  11 years agoPost 1
Ted Toth

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A rugged cowboy from Brokeback Mountain, Wyoming, goes into the

doctor's office and has some tests run.

The doctor comes back and says, "I am not going to beat around the

bush, You have AIDS."


The cowboy tugs at his Stetson and sets his jaw and says, "Doc,

What can I do?"

The doctor says, "I want you to go home and eat 5 pounds of spicy

Sausage, a head of cabbage, 20 unpeeled carrots drenched in hot

Sauce, 10 Jalapeno peppers, 40 walnuts and 40 peanuts, 1/2 box of

Grapenuts Cereal, and top it off with a gallon of prune juice."


The cowboy squares his rugged shoulders and asks, "Will that cure

Me, Doc?"


"No, but it should leave you with a better understanding of what

Your Butt is for."

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You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stopped laughing.

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03-09-2006 12:20 AM  11 years agoPost 2
cdrking

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Thanks Ted, where you been?

Jeff

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03-09-2006 12:26 AM  11 years agoPost 3
chuckhager

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OMG. Ted's back!

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03-09-2006 12:44 AM  11 years agoPost 4
classic

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Good ol' TED!

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03-09-2006 12:15 PM  11 years agoPost 5
bagobitz

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Back!-and on top form as well!

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