Sue and Rob, a pair of tight wads, lived in the mid west, and had been married for years.
Rob had always wanted to go flying,. The desire deepened each time a barn stormer flew into town to offer rides. Rob would ask, and Sue would say, "No way, ten dollars is ten dollars."
The years went buy, and Rob figured he didn't have much longer, so he got Sue out to the show, explaining, it's free to watch, lets at least watch. And once he got there the feeling become real strong. Sue and Rob started an argument.
The pilot, between flights, overheard, Listened to there problem, and said, "I'll tell you what, I'll take you up, and if you don't say a word the ride is on me, but if you say one sound, you pay the ten dollars."
So off they flew. The pilot doing as many rolls and dives as he could-- heading to the ground as fast as the plane could go, and pulling out of the dive just the very last second. Not a word. Finally he admitted defeat and went back to the airport.
"I'm surprised,you didn't say anything?"
"Well I almost said something when Sue fell out, But then ten dollars is ten dollars."