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12-02-2005 06:35 PM  12 years agoPost 1
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A guy is driving around and he sees a sign in front of a house: "Talking

> Dog For Sale." He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the

> backyard.

>

> The guy goes into the backyard and sees a Labrador retriever sitting

> there.

>

> "You talk?" he asks.

>

> "Yep," the Lab replies.

>

> "So, what's your story?"

>

> The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I

> was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA about

> my gift, and in no time at all they had me jetting from country to

> country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one

> figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable

> spies for eight years running."

>

> "But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting

> any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the

> airport to do some undercover security wandering near suspicious

> characters and listening in."

>

> "I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals. I

> got married, had a mess of puppies and now I'm just retired."

>

> The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for

> the dog.

>

> "Ten dollars," the guy says.

>

> "Ten dollars!?! This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so

> cheap?"

>

> "Because he's a liar. He never did any of that sh@t."

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