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12-02-2005 05:21 PM  12 years agoPost 1
V8Buggy (RIP)

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GIRLFRIEND 7.0 TO WIFE 1.0

Dear Technical Support:

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. No mention of this phenomenon was included in the product brochure.

In addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and launches during system initialization, where it monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Drunken Boys Night 2.5 and Saturday Football 5.0 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected.

I cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run some of my other favorite applications. I am thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall does not work on this program. Can you help me, please!!!

Thanks,
A TROUBLED USER

Dear TROUBLED USER:

This is a very common problem men complain about, but is mostly due to a primary misconception. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 with the idea that Wife 1.0 is merely a UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT program.

Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and designed by its creator to run everything. It is unlikely you would be able to purge Wife 1.0 and still convert back to Girlfriend 7.0. Hidden operating files within your system would cause Girlfriend 7.0 to emulate Wife 1.0 so nothing is gained.

It is impossible to uninstall, delete, or purge the program files from the system once installed. You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is not designed to do this. Some have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but end up with more problems than with the original system. Look in your manual under "Warnings-Alimony/Child Support".

I recommend you keep Wife 1.0 and just deal with the situation. I suggest installing background application program C:\YES DEAR to alleviate software augmentation. Having Wife 1.0 installed myself, I might also suggest you read the entire section regarding General Partnership Faults (GPFs).

You must assume all responsibility for faults and problems that might occur, regardless of their cause. The best course of action will be to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE. In any case avoid excessive use of YES DEAR because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the operating system will return to normal.

The system will run smoothly as long as you take the blame for all the GPFs. Wife 1.0 is a great program, but very high maintenance. Consider buying additional software to improve the performance of Wife 1.0. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0.

Do not, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This is not a supported application for Wife 1.0 and is likely to cause irreversible damage to the operating system.

Best of luck,
Tech Support

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12-02-2005 07:04 PM  12 years agoPost 2
Phil_Mart

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Warning!

Do not upgrade to Mistress V1.01. This program is full of viruses and can severely effect and infect Wife 1.0. This will ultimately cause the total collapse of your operating system and even severely damage your duplicating functions tool


Philip Martin
CompTIA Systems Engineer.

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12-02-2005 11:00 PM  12 years agoPost 3
davehour

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Very good and relevant information but it's too late for me, Wife 1.0 is already installed. None of the avaliable "uninstallers" have been able to deal with it. I'm just using the way it works.

Thanks for the information though.

David

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12-02-2005 11:30 PM  12 years agoPost 4
cudaboy_71

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holy crap!!??!?!?

i finally got talked into getting the upgrade pack to baby v.1 earlier this year. it made wife 1.0 a lot more stable, but it totally screwed up my regular operating system. i'll be damned if i cant get anything done any more

if it ain't broke, break it.

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12-03-2005 04:45 AM  12 years agoPost 5
Topher

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I think I have an answer to your problem. Its a third party software package called Divorce SP2. Its pretty expensive and you will probably lose half your data but its usually worth it in the end.

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12-03-2005 01:07 PM  12 years agoPost 6
KennyS

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Warning

Wife 1.0 has downloaded the build program Middle Age V2.101.21.1 and installed it into the operating system.

This may cause serious errors in the operating system that may result in a hard system crash. In the event you experience the errors Do not install the Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3.

You will need locate and install “Yes I still think your Pretty 4.0 build & Yes you’re the only one 4.1 build.

Software updates will occur more often and will require extensive hard drive space so please purge any unnecessary Girlfriend 7.0 files that may remain in the operating system.

Word to new users
Some Wife 1.0 applications are worth updating the software, I have had mine up and running for twenty years now and expect at least another fifty years of operation

Kenny

Only Fine Helis, Hobbywing

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12-03-2005 04:39 PM  12 years agoPost 7
V8Buggy (RIP)

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Some how I knew this would…

Get some very interesting responses.


I must admit that I have been running wife V 1.0 for 29 years now, and after receiving extensive training in it’s proper use, all seems to be well.

Note: Even though I had been previously trained in Wife 1.0, upon starting the re-installation it immediately started the entire tutorial over again, I was unable to skip this part of the installation.

It does however require considerable system resources, so much in fact that many times I am unable sit for hours on G-3.

Also of note; this is my second installation of wife V1.0, I had tried this program before at much younger age, and this previous attempt was totally unacceptable. It took many years to completely purge this installation, and at a considerable cost. Think God I had previously installed a great security program “ No babies V 99.99” It’s seems that upon installation of Wife 1.0, it immediately acquires ownership of “half” of all your resources. What’s even more incredible is how it defines “half”. Even after I installed blood-sucking lawyer V 6.6.6, I was unable to correct the problem with Wife V 1.0’s division properties.
Therefore I recommend archiving a few programs prior to installation of Wife 1.0, such as retirement V401.K, and Savings 0.0.0.

After removal of the first Wife 1.0 there were only a few things left like old sports car V 19.68 and few others. However, upon re-installation of Wife V 1.0 it managed to completely purge any remaining items left over from the first installation, stating “in order for this installation to run properly it is necessary to remove any remnants of any previous installations”.

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12-03-2005 05:47 PM  12 years agoPost 8
KennyS

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Oh my God, I can feel your pain!

I have installed the an earlier version of Wife V1.0 and of course had to install the Bedroom Romping XXX.2, much to my surprise there was that hidden program running in the background Baby V.1.

So needless to say when the 1st version of Wife V1.0 crashed that blood-sucking lawyer V 6.6.6 installed all by it self. I did my best using all kinds of uninstall programs and nothing would touch it!

So after several try’s of rebooting I was handed the Garnish your Pay Check SV.3 & Take away Everything SV.4 and was forced to install it. Trust me when I say, the newer version of Wife V1.0 does not work well with Garnish your Pay Check SV.3 and Take away Everything SV.4
This Sucks! I do not recommend this one to anyone.

Take V8buggy advice and achieve as much as possible!!!!

Only Fine Helis, Hobbywing

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