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12-01-2005 04:24 AM  12 years agoPost 1
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A redneck family from the hills was visiting the city, and they were in a shopping mall for the first time in their life. The father and son were strolling around while the wife shopped. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.

The boy asked, "Paw, What's 'at?"

The father responded, "Son, I dunno. I ain't never seen anything like that in my entire life. I ain't got no idear what it is."

While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, an old, very overweight lady slowly walked up and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady walked into the small room.

The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small circular numbers above the walls light up sequentially. They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order. Then the walls opened up again and a gorgeous 24-year-old blonde woman stepped out.

The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son, "Boy, hurry and go git yer Momma!"

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