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11-30-2005 01:27 AM  12 years agoPost 1
canardman

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A newly wed couple came into a church and asked about membership. The pastor said they could join if they could refrain from sex for three weeks.

Three weeks past and the couple returned to church where the pastor inquired about the task set for the past three weeks. The husband said that the first week was ok, the second turned out to be very hard. And on the fourth day of the third week it happened. "My wife dropped the mustard on the floor and I couldn't stand it. looking at my wife from behind was more than I could stand. I lifted her skirt up and got it right then and there." Well! the pastor huffed, "I don't think you should come back to this church!" The husband replied "yeah that is what they told us at the grocery store too!"

Enrolled full time A&P school... No time for flying :-(

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