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10-06-2005 01:40 AM  12 years agoPost 1
DOperchal

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We play Navy this Saturday in football and of course there are a lot of spirit stuff going on. I got this in an email:

Hey guys, just thought that I would send out a few facts about the evil thing that keeps the navy afloat… Water:

41 VERY TRUE Facts about water.

SINK NAVY

1.It tastes bad.

2.It gets everything wet.

3.It ruins things that rely on electricity.

4.Why not just drink Gatorade or something that actually tastes good.

5.There are billions of micro-organisms that live in each drop of water. TRILLIONS EVEN. I dont know about you, but i dont want to drink that.

6.You can drown in it. Last year 2 billion Australlians died in water related accidents. Keep in mind these are Aussies, the toughest people on the earth. Besides lumberjacks.

7.How many times have you been walking in some store, and some jackass just finished rubbing that death liquid on the floor, just so you can slip and die. Water is evil.

8.Monsters live in water. (ex. Lochness Monster)

9.Water is a greedy. It hogs 71% of the earth.

10. Terrorists drink water. You dont want to support the terrorists, DO YOU????

11. Water, in its solid form, can be used to stab somebody.

12. Unless you have a snowboard, an avalanche will kill you.

13. The only reason people drink water is because its trendy, its the cool thing to do.

14. Water is in pee. Do you really want to drink pee? I think not.

15. Water lets evil animals live, such as grizzly bears. Salmon live in water, and grizzly bears eat salmon, therefore, water keeps grizzly bears alive.

16. Water is responsible for every death. Ever.

17. Water has special chemicals in it to brainwash people into thinking water is good.

18. Why do you think you take craps in water? I know, because it SUCKS.

19. Why do you think cats hate water? Oh you dont know? I'll tell you why, its because they are highly evolved mammals from the future, and they travelled back in time to warn us about water, however they dont know how to speak, because they are only cats. So they do the best they can by running away from it. Could you people be any more naive?? These cats are warning us, but you continue to drink water.

20. Water is the leading cause of floods.

21. Waters boiling point is exactly 100 degrees Celsius, and its freezing point is exactly 0 degrees celcius. A mere coincidence? I think not. Water obviously has a mind of its own if it is going to pick values so exact.

22. Water helps get rid of the innocent bacteria that live places. What did they do? They dont deserve death for simply living.

23. Ocean water is slowly creeping up on land. Every thousand years, the ocean rises an average of 3 feet. that maybe not seem like much, but after 8 billion years, that’s 1 million feet!!! That’s pretty damn scary if you ask me.

24. Forest fires, which are naturally occurring, are put out by water. WATER GOES AGAINST NATURE!! Yet you people continue to consume this evil "beverage."

25. Water is bad.

26. Water causes iron to rust.

27. Monsoons, tsunamis, hurricanes, serial killers, all are caused by, yep, you guessed it. Water.

28. This one time, a puppy drowned in water. How can you possibly support something that kills puppies?

29. Hippos live in water. They kill so many humans it’s not able to be comprehendible. By anybody. That’s right its not. 85% of all humans are killed by hippos at some point in their life.


30. Whales hate the water, they are always trying to escape, but we call them "beached" and throw them back in. I think whales would know more about water than we would, they live in it and their brains are 800 times the size of ours.

31. Why do you think dolphins are always jumping out of the water? I know, because it SUCKS.

32. If you get water really really hot, it will burn you.

33. If you reverse the letters in W-A-T-E-R, you get R-E-T-A-W. Now if you change the R to a W, you get W-E-T-A-W. Now if you take off the last two letters, you get W-E-T.

34. Just about every single evil person in the history of the world drank water.

35. Jesus knew what he was doing. He hated water, so he turned it into wine. I think thats what I am gonna do from now on. It's probably not that hard, and then when everybody is all drunk off the home made wine, I'll tell them why water is so bad. And then I will lead them all into a bloody revolution where we overthrow the government and create a water-free government. And then they will sober up and realize that they had just killed a bunch of people. And then I will have those filthy murderers arrested. I hate murderers.

36. Water? That stuff doesn't let you breathe!" - Taco Bell Donna

37. Water Shmwater.

38. Two words: Waterworld.

39.Water has a density of exactly 1. I think thats pretty messed up.

40. Once again, Jesus comes through. Instead of walking around a river or lake, he tramples the water and stays afloat.

41. To say water in French, you would say toilette. This one isn't so much about water, but more about how much France sucks.


GO AIR FORCE

Peace through superior firepower

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10-06-2005 04:26 AM  12 years agoPost 2
Rogue123

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42. The human body is made up 98% of the stuff.

Go Navy

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10-06-2005 04:34 AM  12 years agoPost 3
DOperchal

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Whats long hard and full of seamen

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Wait for it.
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A submarine

You know on a submarine 50 men go down 25 couples come up

Peace through superior firepower

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10-06-2005 04:36 AM  12 years agoPost 4
Salty

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Water is the leading cause of floods.
BWAAAA HAA HAAA

Take the force out of the air and all ya got is a glorified UPS (have cargo will travel)

GO NAVY!

Ask your Doctor if getting off your ass is right for you.

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10-06-2005 04:40 AM  12 years agoPost 5
spritefiend

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>>>20. Water is the leading cause of floods.

>>>41. To say water in French, you would say toilette. This one isn't so much about water, but more about how much France sucks.

those are definately the best two gonna use em.

>>>Take the force out of the air and all ya got is a glorified UPS (have cargo will travel)

THAT, is WAYY too funny, got a solid 5minutes out of it

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10-06-2005 01:04 PM  12 years agoPost 6
bagobitz

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6.You can drown in it. Last year 2 billion Australlians died in water related accidents. Keep in mind these are Aussies, the toughest people on the earth. Besides lumberjacks.
Your parents told youMILLIONS of times "DON'T EXAGGERATE"
there haven't been 2 billion since Captain Cook invaded.
(maybe you are using american billions,which are 1% of english ones ) maybe that's 10%

still bloody funny!!

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10-06-2005 06:23 PM  12 years agoPost 7
Woody218

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Go Air Force!! beat Navy!!
There are more Air Force Jets in the ocean than Navy Submarines in the sky!
That's because turds can't fly.


Gravity Always Wins!

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10-06-2005 06:54 PM  12 years agoPost 8
melsman

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How does an Air Farce pilot know he's made a wheels up landing?...

It takes full afterburner to taxi.


" Up we go, into the wild, blue yonder... CRASH!" Beat Air Farce, SIR!"

When offered an appointment to the Air Force Academy (instead of Annapolis) I told the Lt. Col. that I couldn't accept the offer because I wanted to be in the military.

Ashley Lightfoot
USNA Class of '85

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10-06-2005 07:00 PM  12 years agoPost 9
melsman

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Yep... changed it. Fingers got tied up.

Here's my Chief story. Going aboard an LHA with my Marine squadron, noticed the officer's head showers had no hot water. Noticed also that the hot water mixer valves on each shower head had been shut off. Hmmm...

I switched them back on. Mentioned to the Chief that I had corrected the "minor maintenance snafu", and that I wouldn't be showing up for the sea bat either. Chief grinned and said, "another $%*&& Naval Academy grad, huh?"

Ashley

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10-06-2005 07:12 PM  12 years agoPost 10
melsman

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That's because turds can't fly.
Obviously, Woody, you've never spent a weekend drinking the water in Tijuana...

Ashley

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10-08-2005 07:36 AM  12 years agoPost 11
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taken from the rocky mountain news,

Extra!, October 6
October 6, 2005

NAVAL MANEUVERS

Pranksters slapped blue and gold paint (the Navy Blue Angels' colors) on a vintage plane at the Air Force Academy. The prank, discovered Tuesday, was perpetrated by a dozen U.S. Naval Academy midshipmen who are in an exchange- student program. It precedes Saturday's football game between the two schools at Annapolis, Md.

the tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time by the blood of patriots and tyrants

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10-08-2005 09:44 PM  12 years agoPost 12
DOperchal

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Coach fisher sucks!!

had 2:22 to burn and he ran it up the middle! Worst game ever. Oh well there is always next year.

Peace through superior firepower

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10-09-2005 12:27 AM  12 years agoPost 13
wolfdad

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Hey Air Farce weanie, your post is typical of the USAF Academy genre....killing two forests to put a full screen of babble up. Navy is going through Air Force like a two day old Taco Grande...that's the way to say it.

wolfdad sends...

"There are those who have...and, those who will" IRCHA #2117, AMA #70068, Turbine Waiver #105

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10-09-2005 06:14 AM  12 years agoPost 14
Rogue123

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Air force Dive! Dive! Dive!

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10-09-2005 06:51 AM  12 years agoPost 15
JitsuGuy

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This beer I'm drinking tastes like salt water... It freaking sucks man!!!

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10-10-2005 04:55 PM  12 years agoPost 16
melsman

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NAVY - On the way to yet ANOTHER Commander-in-Chief's Trophy.

Zoomies are a smokin' hole; now on to the next speed bump...

Go NAVY - Beat ARMY.

Ashley

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10-10-2005 11:43 PM  12 years agoPost 17
CKJohnson

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LOL...I have to laugh. Navy.....Air Force.....if you guys want to be in the military, join the Army or the Marines!!!

Logo 20, Trex 450xl, Trex 450x

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10-13-2005 07:01 AM  12 years agoPost 18
spritefiend

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lol, im watching E-Ring right now and this Army/Navy Foozball stuff is all over it.

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