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During a good manners and etiquette class, the teacher said to her
students:"If you were courting a well educated young girl from a prominent family and during a dinner for two you needed to go to the toilet, what would you say to her? "
Mike replies: "Wait a minute, I have to go pee." The teacher says: "That
would be very rude and improper on your part."
Johnny replied: "I'm sorry I need to go to the toilet, I'll be back in a
minute." The teacher says: "That's much better but to mention the word
'toilet' during a meal, is unpleasant."
And Charlie says: "My dear, please excuse me for a moment. I have to go shake hands with a personal friend of mine, whom, I hope, to be able to introduce to you after dinner."
The teacher passed out....