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05-07-2005 09:25 PM  12 years agoPost 1
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An older farmer was selling his peaches door to door. He knocked on
the door and a very pretty young lady dressed in a very sheer negligee
answered the door.

He raised his basket to show her the peaches and asked "would you like
to buy some peaches?"

She pulled the top of the negligee to one side and asked "are they as
firm as this?"

He nodded his head and said, "yes" and a little tear ran from his eye.

Then she pulled the other side of her negligee off asking "are they
nice and pink like this?"

The farmer said "yes" and another tear came from the other eye.

The lady then opened the bottom of her negligee and asked, "are they
as fuzzy as this?"

He again said "yes" and broke down crying.

The lady said "what in the world is wrong with you?"

Drying his eyes he said, "the drought got my corn, the flood got my
cotton, and now I'm gonna get screwed out of my peaches."

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05-08-2005 01:06 AM  12 years agoPost 2
Sweatum

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Daytona Beach, Fl.

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That bought a tear to my eyes


It's hard to hit the auto s/w

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05-08-2005 02:13 AM  12 years agoPost 3
Ted Toth

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Myrtle Beach S.C.

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You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stopped laughing.

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