A guy goes to the U.S. Post Office to apply for a
job. The interviewer asks
him, "Have you been in the
"Yes," he says. "I was in Viet Nam for three years."
The interviewer says, "That will give you extra
points toward employment"
and then the interviewer asks, "Are you disabled in
The guy says, "Yes 100%...a mortar round exploded
near me and blew my
The interviewer tells the guy, "O.K. I can hire you
right now. The hours are
from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00 P.M. You can start tomorrow.
Come in at 10:00 A.M."
The guy is puzzled and says, "If the hours are from
8:00 A.M. to 4:00 P.M.
then why do you want me to come in at 10:00 A.M."
"This is a go vernment job" the interviewer says.
"For the first two hours we sit around scratching
our balls....no point
in you coming in for that"
Quit it Out!