Daytona Beach, Fl.
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What do you call twenty flight attendants in a basement?
A whine cellar
What is the difference between a flight attendant and a jet engine?
The engine stops whining at the gate.
Why does it take a flight attendant 5 minutes to open a carton of
It says, "CONCENTRATE."
What does a retired flight attendant do when she's nostalgic for her
Stands in front of the bathroom sink and eats.
How do you get flight attendant into a hotel room?
Make a sound like an ice machine.
How do you get a senior flight attendant into the cockpit?
Grease her hips and put a Twinkie on the instrument panel.
How do you get a pilot out of the cockpit?
Tell him a USA Today was left in First Class.
How do you get flight attendant into the aisle?
Drag a Twinkie on a string.
What's the difference between a senior flight attendant and a whale?
20lbs and a navy suit.
What's the difference between a senior flight attendant and a pitbull?
What do you call a crew of senior flight attendants in a sauna?
"Gorillas in the Mist"
What do you call a crew of senior flight attendants in a pool?
How do you determine a senior flight attendant's date of employment?
What does a senior flight attendants have between her breasts?
What does a captain use for birth control?
How was copper wire invented?
Two pilots found a penny at the same time.
What's the difference between a pilot and God?
God doesn't think he's a pilot.
It's hard to hit the auto s/w