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05-06-2005 12:36 AM  12 years agoPost 1
Ted Toth

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Myrtle Beach S.C.

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A man came home from work, sat down in his favorite chair, turned on

the TV, and said to his wife, "Quick, bring me a beer before it starts."


She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer.


When he finished it, he said, "Quick, bring me another beer. It's gonna

start."


This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer.


When it was gone, he said, "Quick, another beer before it starts."


"That's it!" She blows her top, "You bastard! You waltz in here, flop your

fat a$$ down in front of the TV, don't even say hello to me and then

expect me to run around like your slave. Don't you realize that I cook,

clean, wash, and iron all day long?"


The husband sighed. "Oh well, it's started."


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You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stopped laughing.

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05-06-2005 03:40 AM  12 years agoPost 2
Sweatum

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Daytona Beach, Fl.

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Now that sounds like home sweet home

It's hard to hit the auto s/w

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05-06-2005 04:45 AM  12 years agoPost 3
Peter65

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Roxby Downs, South Australia.

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Come one sweatum. You only see your wife between flights.

Laughing at yourself will lengthen your life. Laughing at me will shorten it...

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