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05-05-2005 12:09 PM  12 years agoPost 1
Luckylandings

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THREE COWBOYS ARE SITTING AROUND THE CAMPFIRE OUT ON THE LONESOME PRAIRIE; EACH WITH THE BRAVADO FOR WHICH HE IS FAMOUS. A NIGHT OF TALL TALES

THE GUY FROM MONTANA SAYS, "I MUST BE THE STRONGEST, MEANEST, TOUGHEST COWBOY THERE IS. WHY, JUST THE OTHER DAY, A BULL GOT LOOSE IN THE CORRAL. IT HAD GORED SIX MEN BEFORE I WRESTLED IT TO THE GROUND BY THE HORNS WITH MY BARE HANDS AND CASTRATED THAT SUCKER WITH MY TEETH."

THE GUY FROM COLORADO COULDN'T STAND TO BE BESTED. THAT'S NOTHING, "I WAS WALKING DOWN THE TRAIL YESTERDAY AND A FIFTEEN FOOT RATTLER SLID OUT FROM UNDER A ROCK AND MADE A MOVE FOR ME. I GRABBED THAT BASTARD WITH MY BARE HANDS, BIT IT'S HEAD OFF AND SUCKED THE POISON DOWN IN ONE GULP AND I'M STILL HERE TODAY."

THE COWBOY FROM TEXAS REMAINED SILENT, SLOWLY STIRRING THE CAMPFIRE COALS WITH HIS PECKER.

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05-05-2005 12:41 PM  12 years agoPost 2
Ted Toth

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Texas guys are tough...

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You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stopped laughing.

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05-05-2005 12:43 PM  12 years agoPost 3
Luckylandings

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Maybe he had some cows to brand!?!?!

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05-05-2005 05:00 PM  12 years agoPost 4
Kraken

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Maybe he had some cows to brand!?!?!
Possible sheep herder?

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05-05-2005 07:19 PM  12 years agoPost 5
Luckylandings

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Possible sheep herder?
Back home we called them Goat Ropers..

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05-05-2005 07:41 PM  12 years agoPost 6
Kraken

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Hmmmm...out here we just call 'em "sheep f&^#ers".

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05-05-2005 07:51 PM  12 years agoPost 7
Luckylandings

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HAHAHA! ROFLMAO!
I guess the true sheep lover likes to tie them up. S&M! Hahaha

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05-06-2005 10:48 PM  12 years agoPost 8
rcsoar4fun

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Why do Scottish men wear kilts?


Because the sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.

Kristopher

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05-09-2005 02:24 PM  12 years agoPost 9
Fun Time J

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funny how it when from cowboy to scot, just like that

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05-09-2005 09:59 PM  12 years agoPost 10
rcsoar4fun

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Actually it went from Cowboys to sheep to scots.

Kristopher

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05-10-2005 06:00 AM  12 years agoPost 11
Hercdriver7777

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" Hey ewe get off of McCloud" Courtesy of The Rolling Stones

Good Flying!!

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