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05-05-2005 05:19 AM  12 years agoPost 1
Ted Toth

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Myrtle Beach S.C.

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Mankind, Human:
Earth Children

Woman:
Womyn

Girl:
Pre-Womyn

Dirty Old Man:
Sexually focused chronologically gifted individual.

Psychopath:
Socially misaligned

Perverted:
Sexually dysfunctional.

Serial-Killer:
Person with difficult-to-meet needs.

Insane People:
Selectively Perceptive Mental Explorers

Bisexual:
Sexually Non-preferential

Lazy:
Motivationally deficient.

Self-centred:
Egoistically accelerated

Narrow-minded :
Perceptually challenged

Fat:
Horizontally challenged, alternative body image

Obese:
Gravitationally Challenged

Fail:
Acheive a deficiency.

Dishonest:
Ethically disoriented.

Bald
Follicularly challenged, follically disadvantaged, Comb-Free

Blind:
visually challenged, Photonically Non-receptive, Optically Darker

Clumsy:
Uniquely coordinated.

Body Odor:
Nondiscretionary fragrance.

Alive:
Temporarily metabolically abled.

Worst:
Least best.

Wrong:
Differently logical.

Ugly:
Cosmetically different, aesthetically challenged

Short:
Vertically challanged, differently statured

Old Person / Elderly:
4th-Dimentionally Extended, Gerontologically Advanced

Dead People:
Dysfunctional Earth Children,
Biologically Challenged,
Living impaired,
metabolically different,
Metaphysically Challenged

Vagrant:
Nonspecifically destinationed individual.

Spendthrift:
Negative saver.

Gang:
Youth Group

Drug addict:
Chemically challenged

Stoned:
Chemically inconvenienced.

Net addict :
Cybernetically challenged

Drunk/Trashed
Spatially Perplexed

Pregnant:
Parasitically oppressed.

Ignorant:
Knowledge-based nonpossessor.

Trees:
Oxygen Exchange Units

Tree-Hugger:
Environmental Activist

Logger:
Wood Weasel,
Paper Pirate,
Treeslayer

Paper bag:
processed tree carcass

Hamburger:
Seared Mutilated Animal Flesh

Cheeseburger:
Adding Insult to Injury

Meter Maid:
Parking Enforcement Aduciator

Post Man:
Post Person

Mail Man:
Person Person

Housewife:
Domestic Engineer

Dish washer:
utensil sanitizer

Janitor:
sanitation engineer

Poor
Economically Unprepared

Panhandler:
Unaffiliated applicant for private-sector funding.

Unemployed:
Involuntarily leisured.

Bum:
Displaced homeowner,
Philosophy Major


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You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stopped laughing.

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05-06-2005 11:06 PM  12 years agoPost 2
rcsoar4fun

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Boise, Idaho

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Worst:
Least Best
Thats actually a term they use where I work.

Kristopher

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