One day there were three boys walking down the street, and suddenly
they heard cries for help. When the boys got to the noise they saw
George W. Bush in a lake drowning. The three boys saved him from
Dubya asked the boys how he could ever repay him. The first boy
said, "I want a boat."
The second boy said, "I want a truck."
And the third boy said, "I want three tombstones with our names all on
Dubya asked, "Why is that, son?"
The little boy said, "Because when my Dad finds out that we saved
you, he is going to kill us all!"
You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stopped laughing.