The frog hopped into the princess' lap and said: "Elegant Lady, I was
once a handsome prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. One
kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper, young
prince that I am.And then, my sweet, we can marry and set up
housekeeping in your castle with my mother, where you can prepare
my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children, and forever feel grateful
and happy doing so." That night, as the princess dined sumptuously on
lightly sautéed frog legs seasoned in a white wine and onion cream
sauce, she chuckled and thought to herself: "I don't f - - ing think so."
You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stopped laughing.