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05-05-2005 02:16 AM  12 years agoPost 1
Ted Toth

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There was a preacher whose wife was expecting a baby so he went to

the congregation and asked for a raise. After much consideration and

discussion, they passed a rule that whenever the preacher's family

expanded, so would his paycheck.


After 6 children, this started to get expensive and the Congregation

decided to hold another meeting to discuss the preacher's salary.

There was much yelling and bickering about how much the clergyman's

additional children were costing the church.


Finally, the Preacher got up and spoke to the crowd, "Children are a gift


from God," he said.


Silence fell on the congregation. In the back of the room, a little old

lady stood up and in her frail voice said, "Rain is also a gift from God,

but when we get too much, we wear rubbers".


And the congregation said, "Amen."


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05-05-2005 04:29 AM  12 years agoPost 2
Secondchildhood

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ROTFLMAO

I know of a situation just like that. Wish I had the ballz to fwd this to that preacher

Dwight

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