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05-04-2005 05:09 AM  12 years agoPost 1
Isaiahsdad

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Midwest City, Oklahoma

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Since these probably realy happened, I figured I would post them here in stead of jokes.

Helpdesk: What kind of computer do you have?
Customer: A white one...

******
Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can't get my diskette out.
Helpdesk: Have you tried pushing the button?
Customer: Yes, sure, it's really stuck.
Helpdesk: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note ."
Customer: No . wait a minute... I hadn't inserted it yet.. it's still
on my desk... Sorry...

******
Helpdesk: Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the left of the
screen.
Customer: Your left or my left?

******
Helpdesk: Good day. How may I help you?
Male customer: Hello... I can't print.
Helpdesk: Would you click on start for me and...
Customer: Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me! I'm not
Bill Gates, damn it!

******
Customer: Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print Every
time
I try, it says 'Can't find printer'. I've even lifted the printer
and
placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says it
can't
find it...

******
Customer: I have problems printing in red...
Helpdesk: Do you have a color printer?
Customer: Aaaah...................Thank you.

******
Helpdesk: What's on your monitor now ma'am?
Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me in the
supermarket.

******
Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore.
Helpdesk: Are you sure it's plugged into the computer?
Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer.
Helpdesk: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back.
Customer: Okay.
Helpdesk: Did the keyboard come with you?
Customer: Yes.
Helpdesk: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there another
keyboard?
Customer: Yes, there's another one here. Ah...that one does
work!

******
Helpdesk: Your password is the small letter a as in apple, a capital
letter V as in Victor, and the number 7.
Customer: Is that 7 in capital letters?

******
A customer couldn't get on the Internet:
Helpdesk: Are you sure you used the right password?
Customer: Yes I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.
Helpdesk: Can you tell me what the password was?
Customer: Five stars.

******
Helpdesk: What anti-virus program do you use?
Customer: Netscape.
Helpdesk: That's not an anti-virus program.
Customer: Oh, sorry...Internet Explorer.

******
Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has put a screensaver on my
computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears!
*******
And then there is my personal favorite!!
Helpdesk: How may I help you?
Customer: I'm writing my first e-mail.
Helpdesk: OK, and, what seems to be the problem?
Customer: Well, I have the letter 'a' in the address, but how do I
get the circle around it?

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05-04-2005 05:12 AM  12 years agoPost 2
Ted Toth

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Myrtle Beach S.C.

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Customer: Your left or my left?
hope this one doesnt take up helicopter flying
especially nose in....

.

You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stopped laughing.

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05-04-2005 06:42 AM  12 years agoPost 3
Billy Zimmerman

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Rainier Oregon

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HAHAHA Ted!!! lol that guy would struggle you are right LOL

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05-04-2005 05:44 PM  12 years agoPost 4
Drunk Monk

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Preston, UK

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lol that guy would struggle you are right LOL
Is that your right or his?


Stephen

I only open my mouth to change feet.....

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05-04-2005 07:25 PM  12 years agoPost 5
Helimex

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Oklahoma

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That is too funny!

http://www.OklahomaAerials.com

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05-04-2005 09:33 PM  12 years agoPost 6
Billy Zimmerman

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Rainier Oregon

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Is that your right or his?
Neither, its your right Stephen

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05-04-2005 09:41 PM  12 years agoPost 7
Chem Geek

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AL

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I just had a lady ask me if the disk goes in horizontally or vertically (the drive is mounted vertically).

I said, "Well it only fits in one way."
She says, "And which way is that?"
I said, "If you look at the slot, it will only fit one way."
She says, "Yes, but which way!?"

That happened like 5 minutes ago. Being on the HelpDesk is oh so much fun!

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