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04-03-2005 04:28 AM  13 years agoPost 1
Ted Toth

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Two guys go hunting. Jerry has never gone hunting while Joe has

hunted all his life.


When they get to the northern Wisconsin woods, Joe tells Jerry to sit by

a tree and not make a sound while Joe checks out a deer stand. After

he gets about a quarter of a mile away, Joe hears a blood-curdling

scream.


He rushes back to Jerry and yells, "I thought I told you to be quiet!"


Jerry says, "Hey, I tried. I really did. When those snakes crawled over

me, I didn't make a sound. When that bear was breathing down my

neck, I didn't make a peep. But when those two chipmunks crawled up

my pants leg and said, 'Should we take them with us or eat them here?'

I couldn't keep quiet any more!"


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You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stopped laughing.

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