Two guys go hunting. Jerry has never gone hunting while Joe has
hunted all his life.
When they get to the northern Wisconsin woods, Joe tells Jerry to sit by
a tree and not make a sound while Joe checks out a deer stand. After
he gets about a quarter of a mile away, Joe hears a blood-curdling
He rushes back to Jerry and yells, "I thought I told you to be quiet!"
Jerry says, "Hey, I tried. I really did. When those snakes crawled over
me, I didn't make a sound. When that bear was breathing down my
neck, I didn't make a peep. But when those two chipmunks crawled up
my pants leg and said, 'Should we take them with us or eat them here?'
I couldn't keep quiet any more!"
You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stopped laughing.