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04-03-2005 04:22 AM  13 years agoPost 1
Ted Toth

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A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American in an

overseas flight. After a few cocktails, the men began discussing their

home lives.

"Last night I made love to my wife four times," the Frenchman

bragged, "and this morning she made me delicious crepes and she

told me how much she adored me."

"Ah, last night I made love to my wife six times," the Italian

responded, "and this morning she made me a wonderful omelet and

told me she could never love another man."

When the American remained silent, the Frenchman smugly

asked, "And how many times did you make love to your wife last

night?"


"Once," he replied.


"Only once?" the Italian arrogantly snorted. "And what did she say to

you this morning?"


"Don't stop." ....

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You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stopped laughing.

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04-03-2005 08:42 AM  13 years agoPost 2
Kraken

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Phoenix, AZ

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LOL - I couldn't resist coming to a thread called "lovemaking" with the author being Ted.

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04-03-2005 08:57 AM  13 years agoPost 3
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What? Your there for a good time not a long time

How do you make a woman cum? Who cares

Kidding

Laughing at yourself will lengthen your life. Laughing at me will shorten it...

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