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04-03-2005 12:11 AM  13 years agoPost 1
Al Magaloff

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A major research institution has recently announced the discovery of the heaviest element yet known to science. The new element has been named "Governmentium." Governmentium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 11 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312. These particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert. However it can be detected, as it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A minute amount of Governmentium causes one reaction to take over four days to complete, when it would normally take less than a second. GOVERNMENTIUM has a normal half-life of four years; it does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places. In fact,Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause more morons to become neutrons forming isodopes. This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as "critical Morass." When catalyzed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium, an element which radiates just as much energy, since it has one half as many peons but twice as many morons.

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04-03-2005 12:14 AM  13 years agoPost 2
Ted Toth

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Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration.
Is that the definition of Politics?..... I love it


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04-03-2005 01:53 AM  13 years agoPost 3
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Hey Al, That was stupendious!!!!!!!!! Cute too....

I love gravity, it always keeps my feet planted when I fly!

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