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04-02-2005 07:39 PM  13 years agoPost 1
Ted Toth

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A traveling salesman stopped alongside a field on a country road to

rest a few minutes. The man had just closed his eyes when a horse

came to the fence and began to boast about his past.


"Yes sir, I'm a fine horse. I've run in 25 races and won over $5 million

dollars. I keep my trophies in the barn."


The salesman computed the value of having a talking horse, found the

horse's owner and offered a handsome sum for the animal.

"Aw, you don't want that horse," said the farmer.


"Yes I do," said the salesman, "and I'll give you $100,000 for the

horse."


Recognizing a good deal, the farmer said without hesitation, "He's

yours."


While he wrote out his check, the salesman asked, "By the way, why

wouldn't I want your horse?"

"Because," said the farmer, "he's a liar - he hasn't won a race in his

life."


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You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stopped laughing.

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