A lawyer, named Thomas Strange, was shopping for a tombstone.
After he had made his selection, the stonecutter asked him what
inscription he would like on it.
"Here lies Thomas Strange, an honest man and a lawyer," responded
"Sorry, but I can't do that," replied the stonecutter. "In this state, it's
against the law to bury two people in the same grave, and the
authorities would be confused. However, I could put 'Here lies an
"But that won't let people know who it is" protested the lawyer.
"Sure they will," replied the stonecutter. "Everyone who reads it will
think, 'That's Strange!'"
You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stopped laughing.