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04-02-2005 12:54 AM  13 years agoPost 1
Sweatum

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> A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks, in the sweetest
little lisp,
> between two missing teeth, "Excuthe me, mithter, do
> you keep widdle wabbits?"
>
> As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that
he's on
her level
> and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabbit, or a thoft and fuwwy
bwack
wabbit,
> or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabbit over there?"
>
> She, in turn, blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her
knees,
leans forward
> and says, in a tiny quiet voice, "I don't think my
> python weally gives a thit."

It's hard to hit the auto s/w

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04-02-2005 04:31 AM  13 years agoPost 2
Ted Toth

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Myrtle Beach S.C.

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gotta love little girls...

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You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stopped laughing.

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