New Watch And Perfume
The small girl had recently received a new watch and some perfume,
which she was very excited about. Their family asked the pastor over
for dinner. The girl wanted so badly to tell the pastor about her new
gifts, but her mother insisted she wait until after dinner and not interrupt
at meal time.
Not able to contain her excitement, and not wanting to disobey, the little
girl leaned over to the pastor during dinner and whispered,
"If you hear a little noise and smell something, it's me!"
You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stopped laughing.