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04-01-2005 02:26 AM  13 years agoPost 1
Ted Toth

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A customer at Green's Gourmet Grocery marveled at the proprietor's

quick wit and intelligence.

"Tell me, Green, what makes you so smart?"


"I wouldn't share my secret with just anyone," Green replies, lowering

his voice so the other shoppers won't hear. "But since you're a good

and faithful customer, I'll let you in on it. Fish heads. You eat enough of

them, you'll be positively brilliant."

"You sell them here?" the customer asks.


"Only $4 apiece," says Green.


The customer buys three. A week later, he's back in the store

complaining that the fish heads were disgusting and he isn't any

smarter.

"You didn't eat enough, " says Green. The customer goes home with

20 more fish heads. Two weeks later, he's back and this time he's

really angry.


"Hey, Green," he says, "You're selling me fish heads for $4 apiece

when I can buy the whole fish for $2. You're ripping me off!"


"You see?" says Green. "You're getting smarter already!"


.

You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stopped laughing.

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