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03-31-2005 09:37 AM  13 years agoPost 1
G.Man

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FINAL EXAM

A blonde reported for her university final exam which consisted of yes/no answers.

Having stared at the exam paper for 5 minutes, she then took out her purse and began feverishly flipping a coin, marking the answer sheet "Yes" for heads, "No" for tails.

After half an hour she sat motionless while the rest of the class were still busily answering questions.

But then with 5 minutes to go she restarted flipping the coin.

The moderator, alarmed, approached her and asked what was going on.

"I'm just checking my answers."

THE ULTIMATE BLONDE JOKE

A blonde in financial difficulties deceided as a last resort to kidnap someone and demand a ransom.

Walking in the local park, she saw a young boy. She dragged him behind a tree and wrote on a sheet of paper "I have kidnapped your boy. Leave £10000 in a brown paper bag behind the big oak tree in the park tomorrow at 7am. Signed THE BLONDE"

She put the paper inside his pocket and told him to go straight home.

Next morning there behind the tree was £10000 in a brown paper bag, with a note saying "Here is your money. I can't believe one blonde would do that to another..."


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03-31-2005 01:09 PM  13 years agoPost 2
Ted Toth

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"I'm just checking my answers."

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You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stopped laughing.

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03-31-2005 01:25 PM  13 years agoPost 3
James Cistola

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to good!!!!!

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04-01-2005 12:10 AM  13 years agoPost 4
Al Magaloff

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I like em!

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