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03-30-2005 09:52 AM  13 years agoPost 1


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A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE African American guy standing next to him. The big guys sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says:
"7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 14 inch penis, 1 pound left testicle, 1 pound right testicle,...Turner Brown."

The small man faints dead away and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big fellow says, "What's wrong with you?" In a weak voice the little guys says, "What EXACTLY did you say to me?"

The big dude says, "I saw the curious look and figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. I'm 7 feet tall, I weight 350 pounds, I have a 14 inch penis, my left testicle weighs 1 pounds, my right testicle weighs 1 pounds and my name is Turner Brown."

The small guy says, "Turner Brown?
Thank God! I thought you said "Turn around."

03-30-2005 12:50 PM  13 years agoPost 2
Ted Toth

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Myrtle Beach S.C.

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A classic...


You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stopped laughing.

03-30-2005 01:41 PM  13 years agoPost 3

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Yep, my classic

Laughing at yourself will lengthen your life. Laughing at me will shorten it...

03-30-2005 02:05 PM  13 years agoPost 4


Daytona Beach, Fl.

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Yep, my classic
And I thought your name was Peter

It's hard to hit the auto s/w

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