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03-30-2005 03:24 AM  13 years agoPost 1
Ted Toth

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Myrtle Beach S.C.

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Let's see if I understand how the world works lately...


If a man cuts his finger off while slicing salami at work, he blames the

restaurant.


If you smoke three packs a day for 40 years and die of lung cancer,

your family blames the tobacco company.


If your neighbor crashes into a tree while driving home drunk, he

blames the bartender.


If your grandchildren are brats without manners, you blame television.


If your friend is shot by a deranged madman, you blame the gun

manufacturer.


And if a crazed person breaks into the cockpit and tries to kill the pilot

at 35,000 feet, and the passengers kill him instead, the mother of the

decease blames the airline.


I must have lived too long to understand the world as it is anymore. So,

if I die while my old, wrinkled butt is parked in front of this computer, I

want you to blame Mark Ryder... okay?


.

You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stopped laughing.

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03-30-2005 04:44 AM  13 years agoPost 2
flipped2left

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indianapolis,in.

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ok!

Smile! people will wonder what you're up to!!

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