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03-30-2005 03:07 AM  13 years agoPost 1
Ted Toth

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Myrtle Beach S.C.

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I'm busy. You're ugly. Have a nice day.

Warning : I have an attitude and I know how to use it.

Remember my name - you'll be screaming it later.

Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths?

I'm a multi-tasker : I can talk and @iss you off at the same time.

Do NOT start with me. You will NOT win.

You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT UP.

Don't @iss me off! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

Guys have feelings too. But, like . . . who cares?

I don't believe in miracles. I rely on them.

Next mood swing : 6 minutes and counting.

I hate everybody, and you're next.

Please don't make me kill you.

And your point is . . .

I used to be schizophrenic, but we're OK now.

All stressed out and no one to choke.

I'm one of those bad things that happen to good people.

How can I miss you if you won't go away?

They aren't hot flashes, they're power surges!

Of course I don't look busy . . . I did it right the first time.


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You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stopped laughing.

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03-30-2005 04:38 AM  13 years agoPost 2
Boom_Strike

rrNovice

Littleton, CO

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I used to be schizophrenic, but we're OK now.
That should be my signature

There is a fine line between 'Hobby

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03-30-2005 05:12 PM  13 years agoPost 3
Jarold C

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Somewhere near Pittsburgh, PA

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Add this to the list:

" I knew it was going to be a bad day when someone dropped that house on my sister!"

Guess what? I just saved a ton of money on my Auto(rotation) insurance!

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