RunRyder RC
 2  Topic Subscribe
WATCH
 1 page 570 views POST REPLY
03-30-2005 02:13 AM  13 years agoPost 1
Secondchildhood

rrNovice

Troy, Illinois

My Posts: All  Forum  Topic

A blind man is walking down
the street with his seeing-eye dog.
They come to a busy intersection and the dog,
ignoring the high volume of
traffic zooming by on the street, leads the blind man
right out into the thick of traffic.
This is followed by the screech of tires and horns
blaring as panicked
drivers try desperately not to run the pair down.
The blind man and the dog finally reach the safety of
the sidewalk on the
other side of the street, and the blind man pulls a
cookie out of his coat pocket, which he offers to the dog.
A passerby, having observed the near fatal incident,
can't control his amazement and says to the blind man,
"Your dog nearly got you killed!
Why on earth are you rewarding him with a cookie?"
The blind man turns partially in his direction and
replies, "To find out where his head is,
so I can kick his ass."

Dwight

PM  EMAIL  Attn:RR  Quote
03-30-2005 02:18 AM  13 years agoPost 2
Ted Toth

rrElite Veteran

Myrtle Beach S.C.

My Posts: All  Forum  Topic

very funny
I did not see that coming...

.

You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stopped laughing.

PM  EMAIL  HOMEPAGE  GALLERY  Attn:RR  Quote
WATCH
 1 page 570 views POST REPLY
 Print TOPIC  Make Suggestion 

 2  Topic Subscribe

Saturday, April 21 - 6:32 pm - Copyright © 2000-2018 RunRyder   EMAILEnable Cookies

Login Here
 New Subscriptions 
 Buddies Online