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A blind man is walking down
the street with his seeing-eye dog.
They come to a busy intersection and the dog,
ignoring the high volume of
traffic zooming by on the street, leads the blind man
right out into the thick of traffic.
This is followed by the screech of tires and horns
blaring as panicked
drivers try desperately not to run the pair down.
The blind man and the dog finally reach the safety of
the sidewalk on the
other side of the street, and the blind man pulls a
cookie out of his coat pocket, which he offers to the dog.
A passerby, having observed the near fatal incident,
can't control his amazement and says to the blind man,
"Your dog nearly got you killed!
Why on earth are you rewarding him with a cookie?"
The blind man turns partially in his direction and
replies, "To find out where his head is,
so I can kick his ass."