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03-29-2005 09:34 PM  13 years agoPost 1
Sweatum

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Daytona Beach, Fl.

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An American is having breakfast one morning (coffee, croissants, bread,
butter and jam) when a Frenchman, chewing bubble-gum, sits down next
to him. The American ignores the Frenchman who, nevertheless, starts a
conversation.

Frenchman: "You American folk eat the whole bread??"

American (in a bad mood): "Of course."

Frenchman: (after blowing a huge bubble) "We don't. In France, we only
eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it,
transform them into croissants and sell them to the states.." The
Frenchman has a smirk on his face.

The American listens in silence.

The Frenchman persists: "Do you eat jelly with the bread??"

American: "Of Course."

Frenchman: (cracking his bubble-gum between his teeth and chuckling).

"We don't. In France we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all
the
peels, seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them
into jam and sell the jam to the states."

After a moment of silence, The American then asks: "Do you have sex in
France?"

Frenchman: "Why of course we do", he says with a big smirk.

American: "And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?"

Frenchman: "We throw them away, of course."

American: "We don't. In America, we put them in a container, recycle
them, melt them down into bubble-gum and sell them to France."

It's hard to hit the auto s/w

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03-29-2005 09:37 PM  13 years agoPost 2
Ted Toth

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Myrtle Beach S.C.

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now now now in today's climate that is not PC..but....

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You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stopped laughing.

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03-29-2005 11:51 PM  13 years agoPost 3
Drunk Monk

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Preston, UK

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now now now in today's climate that is not PC..but....
But who cares, it's damn funny anyway


Stephen

I only open my mouth to change feet.....

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03-30-2005 12:56 AM  13 years agoPost 4
Kraken

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Phoenix, AZ

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Ahhhh...but bashing on the French is my 2nd favorite hobby (helis being my first).

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