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03-29-2005 03:33 AM  13 years agoPost 1
Ted Toth

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It was late at night and Heidi, who was expecting her second child, was

home alone with her 3-year old daughter Katelyn.


When Heidi started going into labor, she called "911." Due to a power

outage at the time, only one paramedic responded to the call.


The house was very, very dark, so the paramedic asked Katelyn to

hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while he helped

deliver the baby.


Very diligently, Katelyn did as she was asked. Heidi pushed and

pushed, and after a little while Connor was born.


The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his

bottom. Connor began to cry.


The paramedic then thanked Katelyn for her help and asked the wide-

eyed 3-year old what she thought about what she had just witnessed.


Katelyn quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in the

first place. Smack him again!"

.

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