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12-13-2004 02:13 AM  13 years agoPost 1
Ted Toth

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Myrtle Beach S.C.

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Two older men, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on their usual park

bench one morning.

The 87-year-old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short

of breath.

The 80-year-old was amazed at his friend's stamina and asked him

what he did to have so much energy.

The 87-year-old said, "Well, I eat Italian bread every day. It keeps your

energy level high, and you'll have great stamina with the ladies.

" So, on the way home, the 80-year-old stops at the bakery. As he was

looking around, the lady asked if he needed any help. He said, "Do you

have any Italian bread?"

She said, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it, would you like some?"

He said, "I want five loaves.

" She said, "My goodness, five loaves, it'll get hard."

He replied, "Does everybody in the world know about this Italian bread

but me?"


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You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stopped laughing.

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12-13-2004 07:58 PM  13 years agoPost 2
Sweatum

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Daytona Beach, Fl.

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After reading the above I bought some Italian bread and to my amazement after only two days it got hard.

It's hard to hit the auto s/w

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12-13-2004 08:53 PM  13 years agoPost 3
Colibri

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The Netherlands

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And the good news is; It stays hard forever
Tim

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