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12-13-2004 02:13 AM  13 years agoPost 1
Ted Toth

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Myrtle Beach S.C.

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Two older men, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on their usual park

bench one morning.

The 87-year-old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short

of breath.

The 80-year-old was amazed at his friend's stamina and asked him

what he did to have so much energy.

The 87-year-old said, "Well, I eat Italian bread every day. It keeps your

energy level high, and you'll have great stamina with the ladies.

" So, on the way home, the 80-year-old stops at the bakery. As he was

looking around, the lady asked if he needed any help. He said, "Do you

have any Italian bread?"

She said, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it, would you like some?"

He said, "I want five loaves.

" She said, "My goodness, five loaves, it'll get hard."

He replied, "Does everybody in the world know about this Italian bread

but me?"


You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stopped laughing.

12-13-2004 07:58 PM  13 years agoPost 2


Daytona Beach, Fl.

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After reading the above I bought some Italian bread and to my amazement after only two days it got hard.

It's hard to hit the auto s/w

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12-13-2004 08:53 PM  13 years agoPost 3

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And the good news is; It stays hard forever

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