Two older men, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on their usual park
bench one morning.
The 87-year-old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short
The 80-year-old was amazed at his friend's stamina and asked him
what he did to have so much energy.
The 87-year-old said, "Well, I eat Italian bread every day. It keeps your
energy level high, and you'll have great stamina with the ladies.
" So, on the way home, the 80-year-old stops at the bakery. As he was
looking around, the lady asked if he needed any help. He said, "Do you
have any Italian bread?"
She said, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it, would you like some?"
He said, "I want five loaves.
" She said, "My goodness, five loaves, it'll get hard."
He replied, "Does everybody in the world know about this Italian bread
You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stopped laughing.