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12-13-2004 01:49 AM  13 years agoPost 1
Ted Toth

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A man walked into a bar and ordered a twelve-year old scotch.

As the bartender was busy, he decided to serve the guy whatever he

had under his hand.

The fellow took a sip, spat it out, and told the bartender,

"I asked for a twelve-year old scotch and not a three year-old one.

"When the bartender heard that, he checked the bottle and was

amazed that the fellow was right -- he had served him a three-year old

scotch. The bartender wanted to see how good the fellow was, so he

served him another scotch, this one a six-year old.

The guy had a sip and spat it out, complaining, "I asked for a twelve-

year old scotch and not a six-year old one.

"The bartender was surprised by how good this fellow was. So the

barman decided to play one more little game. He served the customer

a nine-year-old scotch instead of a twelve-year old one as


The fellow had a sip and spat it out, stating,

"I think I asked for a twelve-year old scotch and not a nine-year old


The bartender was very impressed and finally served him the

demanded twelve-year-old scotch.

The customer took a sip and added, "This is what I asked in the first


"At the end of the counter sat a man who had witnessed this scene. He

sent a tumbler to the scotch expert and asked him to have a sip.The

fellow did so and spat it out and said,

"Good Lord, that's piss.

"The other man added, "Now tell me how old I am."



You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stopped laughing.

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