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12-12-2004 07:46 PM  13 years agoPost 1
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"Being a Lawyer"

There was a loser who couldn't get a date. He went to a bar and asked
a guy how to get a date.

The guy said, "It's simple. I just say that I'm a lawyer."

So the guy went up to a pretty woman and asked her out. After she said
no, he told her that it was probably a good thing because he had a
case early in the morning.

She said, "Oh! You're a lawyer?"

He said, "Why, yes I am!"

So they went to his place. When they were in bed making love, the guy
started to laugh to himself.

When she asked what was so funny, he answered, "Well, I've only been a lawyer for 15 minutes, and I'm already screwing someone!"

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12-13-2004 12:30 AM  13 years agoPost 2
Peter65

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Roxby Downs, South Australia.

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That's rude but funny

Laughing at yourself will lengthen your life. Laughing at me will shorten it...

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12-13-2004 03:48 AM  13 years agoPost 3
Ted Toth

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Myrtle Beach S.C.

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That's rude but funny
and very possibly true

.

You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stopped laughing.

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