I was in the Express Lane at the store quietly fuming. Completely
ignoring the sign, the woman ahead of me had slipped into the check-out
line pushing a cart piled high with groceries. Imagine my delight when
the
cashier beckoned the woman to come forward, looked into the cart and
asked
sweetly, So, which six items would you like to buy?"
Wouldn't it be great if that happened more often?!

It's hard to hit the auto s/w

I want to shop there

.

You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stopped laughing.

Nice to see somebody actually doing their job

Stephen

I only open my mouth to change feet.....

But then watch her kick you out for having 7 items, oh the humanity!!