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12-12-2004 04:53 AM  13 years agoPost 1
Ted Toth

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Knowing the Difference

An old married couple were driving down the road one day when

suddenly the woman punched her husband right in the face. He

shouted, "what the hell was that for?". She replied, "That was for 50

years of the worst sex I ever had!"


As they continued down the road, suddenly the man hit his wife square

in the face. She turned to him and said, "what was that for?"


He said, "that, was for knowing the difference."

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You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stopped laughing.

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12-12-2004 04:57 AM  13 years agoPost 2
Peter65

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Now that was very funny Ted

Laughing at yourself will lengthen your life. Laughing at me will shorten it...

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12-12-2004 11:39 AM  13 years agoPost 3
Drunk Monk

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lol Good point


Stephen

I only open my mouth to change feet.....

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12-12-2004 07:44 PM  13 years agoPost 4
Ooppss

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A married couple is driving down the interstate doing 55 mph. The husband is behind the wheel. His wife looks over at him and says, "Honey, I know we´ve been married for 15 years, but I want a divorce."

The husband says nothing but slowly increases speed to 60 mph.

She then says, "I don´t want you to try to talk me out of it, because I´ve been having an affair with your best friend, and he´s a better lover than you." Again the husband stays quiet and just speeds up as he clenches his hands on the wheels.

She says, "I want the house." Again the husband speeds up, and now is doing 70 mph.

She says, "I want the kids too." The husband just keeps driving faster, and faster, until he´s up to 80 mph.

She says, "I want the car, the checking account, and all the credit cards too." The husband slowly starts to veer toward a bridge overpass piling, as she says, "Is there anything you want?"

The husband says, "No, I´ve got everything I need right here."

She asks, "What´s that?"

The husband replies just before they hit the wall at 90 mph,
"I´ve got the airbag!"

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12-13-2004 12:39 AM  13 years agoPost 5
Sweatum

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I think I'll go hit my wife.

It's hard to hit the auto s/w

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12-13-2004 01:00 AM  13 years agoPost 6
Ted Toth

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I think I'll go hit my wife
I don't care who you are
that is just funny

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You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stopped laughing.

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