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12-12-2004 03:50 AM  13 years agoPost 1
Ted Toth

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An accountant, a lawyer, and a cowboy were standing side-by-side

using the urinal. The accountant finished, zipped up and started

washing and literally scrubbing his hands... clear up to his elbows... he

used about 20 paper towels before he finished. He turned to the other

two men and commented, "I graduated from the University of Michigan,

and they taught us to be clean.

" The lawyer finished, zipped up and

quickly wet the tips of his fingers, grabbed one paper towel and

commented, "I graduated from the University of Colorado, and they

taught us to be environmentally conscious.


" The cowboy zipped up and

as he was walking out the door said, "I graduated from the University of

Texas, and they taught us not to pee on our hands."


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You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stopped laughing.

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