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12-11-2004 12:34 PM  13 years agoPost 1
Sweatum

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Daytona Beach, Fl.

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In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the
animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is
punishable by
death. (Like THAT makes sense.)

In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is
prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only
see their reflection in a mirror. (Do they look different reversed?)

Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also
applies to undertakers. The organs of the deceased must be covered with a
brick or
piece of wood at all times. (A brick??)

The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation. (Much worse than
"going blind"!)

There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and
deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the
first time... Reason: Under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins
to
marry. (Let's just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere else in the
world that even comes close to this?)

In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous
husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's lover, on the
other hand, may be killed in any manner desired. (Ah! Justice!)

Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in tropical
fish stores. (But of course!)

In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first
time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act. (Makes
one shudder at the thought...)

In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and
her daughter at the same time. (I presume this was a big enough problem that
they had to pass this law?)

In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one
exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only "in
places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises."
(Is this a great country or what? Not as great as Guam, though!)

The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight,
and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated. (From drinking
little bottles of....? How did the government pay for THIS research??)

Butterflies taste with their feet. (Ah, geez!)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.. (I know some people like that.)

Starfish don't have brains. (I know some people like that, too.)

And, the best for last.....Turtles can breathe through their butts. (And you
think YOU have bad breath!) (added note: I know some people like that too)

It's hard to hit the auto s/w

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12-11-2004 02:34 PM  13 years agoPost 2
rchelipilot121

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And, the best for last.....Turtles can breathe through their butts.
I can too......well....just the occasional exhale.

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12-11-2004 02:41 PM  13 years agoPost 3
Ted Toth

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Myrtle Beach S.C.

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And, the best for last.....Turtles can breathe through their butts. (And you
That is the only one on the list that is proven
true scientifically

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You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stopped laughing.

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12-11-2004 05:21 PM  13 years agoPost 4
daggit

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Claremont, MN

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I can too......well....just the occasional exhale
ROTFLMAO

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12-11-2004 05:29 PM  13 years agoPost 5
Sweatum

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Daytona Beach, Fl.

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I really want to apply for that Hard job in Guam

It's hard to hit the auto s/w

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12-11-2004 08:15 PM  13 years agoPost 6
alonafuta

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Los Angeles, CA

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Guam

There are men in Guam
all you women out there, I'm that guy.
please PM me for deflowering (first time free)

Don't Drink and Drive Smoke and fly!

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