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HelicopterOff Topics Jokes-Puzzles-Riddles › BE ON THE LOOK OUT FOR THE FOLLOWING VIRUSES:
12-11-2004 03:53 AM  13 years agoPost 1
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CLINTON VIRUS
Gives you a 7 inch Hard Drive with NO memory

VIAGRA VIRUS
Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy

LEWINSKY VIRUS
Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then emails everyone
about what it did.

RONALD REAGAN VIRUS
Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored

MIKE TYSON VIRUS
Quits after two bytes

OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS
Your 300 MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 100 MB, then slowly expands
to 200MB

DR. JACK KEVORKIAN VIRUS
Deletes all old files

ELLEN DEGENERES VIRUS
Disks can no longer be inserted

TITANIC VIRUS (A strain of the Lewinsky Virus)
Your whole computer goes down (but I think "our hearts will go on")

DISNEY VIRUS
Everything in your computer goes Goofy

PROZAC VIRUS
Screws up your RAM but your processor doesn't care

JOEY BUTTAFUOCO VIRUS
Only attacks minor files

ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER VIRUS
Terminates some files, leaves, but IT WILL BE BAAAAAAACK

LORENA BOBBIT VIRUS
Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy, then discards it
through Windows

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12-11-2004 08:33 AM  13 years agoPost 2
nickwap

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LOL
now that made me chuckle
Thanks - Nick

"Give me another one, this one's broke!"

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