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The old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty
day. The local sheriff watched from his chair in front of the saloon as the
cowboy wearily dismounted and tied his horse to the rail a few feet
in front of the sheriff. "Howdy, stranger..."
"Howdy, Sheriff..." The cowboy then moved slowly to the back
of his horse, lifted its tail,
and placed a big kiss where the sun don't shine. He dropped
the horse's tail,stepped up on the walk, and aimed towards the swinging
doors of the saloon. "Hold on, Mister..."
"Sheriff?" "Did I just see what I think I just saw?"
"Reckon you did, Sheriff...I got me some powerful chapped lips..."
"And that cures them?"
"Nope, but it keeps me from lickin' em.