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12-11-2004 03:27 AM  13 years agoPost 1
Ted Toth

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The male teacher in a girls' school asked the science class:

"Who can tell me what organ of the human body expands to 10 times its usual size when stimulated?

Mary, can you tell me?"

Mary blushed furiously as she stood up. Then replied, "Sir, how dare

you ask such a question? I will complain to my parents, who will

complain to the principal."

The male teacher was taken aback at first by Mary's reaction.

Then, as understanding dawned on him, he called for another pupil, this time a volunteer.

Lilly put up her hand. "Yes, Lilly?" asked the teacher. "Sir, the correct

answer is the iris of the eye."

"Very good. Thanks, Lilly," said the male teacher. He then turned to

the 1st girl, who threatened to complain to her parents and

principal: "Well, Mary, I have 3 things to tell you:First, you have NOT

done your HOMEWORK.Second, you have a DIRTY mind.And thirdly, I

fear, one day in future, you are going to be sadly disappointed."

.

You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stopped laughing.

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12-11-2004 08:33 PM  13 years agoPost 2
alonafuta

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the guy from Guam Guam
disappointed?? i don't know abouy that.

Don't Drink and Drive Smoke and fly!

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