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12-11-2004 03:08 AM  13 years agoPost 1
Ted Toth

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Myrtle Beach S.C.

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In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a beautiful young woman who was waiting for a bus was wearing a tight mini skirt.

As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus.

Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg.

Again, she tried to make the step only to discover she still couldn't.

So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little more, and for the second time attempted the step, and, once again, much to her dismay, she could not raise her leg.

With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind a third time to unzip a little more and again was unable to make the step.

About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus.

She went ballistic and turned to the would be Samaritan and yelled, "How dare you touch my body! I don't even know who you are!"

The Texan smiled and drawled, "Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we was friends!"


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12-11-2004 03:13 AM  13 years agoPost 2
blockatvalpo

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Reston, VA

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I might have to start taking the bus.

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12-11-2004 10:11 AM  13 years agoPost 3
Colibri

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The Netherlands

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Thanks, I just spilled my coffee on my keyboard.
A good one.

Tim

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12-11-2004 10:27 AM  13 years agoPost 4
Drunk Monk

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Preston, UK

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lol Nice


Stephen

I only open my mouth to change feet.....

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12-11-2004 10:39 AM  13 years agoPost 5
Peter65

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Roxby Downs, South Australia.

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Which route was this?

So I know which bus to get when I come over

Laughing at yourself will lengthen your life. Laughing at me will shorten it...

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12-11-2004 12:41 PM  13 years agoPost 6
Sweatum

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Daytona Beach, Fl.

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You did it again. Made my morning. Thank you

It's hard to hit the auto s/w

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